Teeth Movie

Posted on January 2, 2008
Filed Under Entertainment, General |

I’ve had plenty of bad dreams in my life about some flavor of the week pulling a Bobbit on me but this? Truly? WTF?

So high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler - Who happens to be real freakin hot) is naturally trying to suppress her budding sexuality by being the most active member of her local chastity group (1st: Are there really local chastity groups? 2nd: Do they have chicks that look like Jess Weixler?).

Now naturally her task is made harder by having a sexually provocative step brother in the house. Being a stranger to her own body Dawn (Weixler) discovers she has a toothed vagina (WTF?… never thought I’d say those words together) only after she becomes an object of sexual violence. She struggle with the pitfals of becoming a living example of Vagina Dentata.

Vagina Dentata - wikipedia

So the Good . . .hot chick and lots of talk about sex.
The bad . . . Her Vajayjay has teeth like a Freakin Shark!

Anyway here is the video . . .enjoy. Well I mean enjoy it as much as you can any video about a man eating vajayjay.