Poetry 101
Woman’s Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages […]
The Titty Song
A great song about Angel Cakes, Apples, Balloons, Bangers, Bangles, Bassoons, Baubles, Bazongas,Bazooms, Beacons,Bean Bags,Bebops, Betty Boops, Big Boppers, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bonbons, Bongos, Boobies, Boobs, Bottles, Boulders, Bronskis, Bullets, Bumpers, Butterbags, Butterballs, Cannon Balls, Cantaloupes, Carumbas, Casabas, Cha-Chas, Chimichongas, Coconuts, Dirigibles,
Double Whammies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs, Eggplants, Enchiladas, Flapjacks, Flesh Bulbs, […]
Dallas Cowboys - Sopranos Spoof
So the Cowboys are winning so we get Genius like this.
Starring: Mark Cuban, Paulie Walnuts, Corrado Soprano, Bobby Baccalieri, Random Hot Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, Tony Romo, Tony Sporano and Kenny Mayne.
Paulie Walnuts and Mark Cuban steal the show . . . enjoy.
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Star Wars Election Guide
Thanks Rex for the greatness to be found below . . . WTF?
Hello America!
As you may know, 2008 is going to be a g-rate year. I am so excited!
There is to be a presidential election this year! Hoo-ray! Exciting
times, exciting times. And whoa… so confusing! So much talking, so
much anal-yzing, so much research to do […]
Jackass 2.5 - Human Golf Tee
Jackass 2.5 - Human Golf Tee - The best bloopers are a click away
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Walk Hard Music Video
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Can’t go wrong with a little John C. Reilly.
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Green Team - Will Ferrell
Going Green!
Green Team on FunnyOrDie.com
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Texas
Someone sent this to me . . .most of it is sadly not far from the truth . . .
ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO TEXAS
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later
how to use it.
2. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we
can. Just stay home […]
Why can’t I own a Canadian?
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a […]
Teh Funny
Steve was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Steve decided to invest his money in a small, but […]
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